Whoever said, " A woman's home is her castle" OBVIOUSLY doesn't live with the same people I do.
Phrase I hate: "Iuhoh".
For those of us that don't speak "Duh", that's "I don't know".
Two sentences that make me want to rip out my hair:
"I didn't think to ask."
"I didn't think you'd mind"
ANY sentence you say that starts with the three words "I didn't think" makes you look SMRT.
Why is it that when men hunt, they aim carefully, yet when they PEE, they can't hit the broad side of a barn?
Flatulence really isn't funny. Just say, "Excuse me" and get on with life!
I need to stop biting my nails again. I was doing so well for awhile, as long as I kept polish on them. But then I'd go work at 606 and the polish would be scraped off or washed off with the Goof-Off, or the orange cleaner stuff. I WILL do better now that the majority of the paining is done!! Go me!
I LOVE the internet. I have learned so much, from roofing to history to how to save a .pub file as a .pdf. I just need to install the software now and play with it.
3 comments:
I LOVE LOVE LOVE your sense of humour. You just light up my day!
As a reformed nail-biter myself, I feel for you!
Great post :)
but,I didn't think...oh wait, you don't want to hear that ;)
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